Damn girl, why you gotta look like you’re about to use your sith lightning powers to murder me
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#catsofinstagram #pickles #kitty

Damn girl, why you gotta look like you’re about to use your sith lightning powers to murder me
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#catsofinstagram #pickles #kitty

Oh hell yea Sarama 😘
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#dogsofinstagram #selfie #workdog #goodunit #shessobeautiful #love

Oh hell yea Sarama 😘
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#dogsofinstagram #selfie #workdog #goodunit #shessobeautiful #love

chickenwraith:
“ ilovewhiterussian:
“ - you think people are ready for contact with us?
- let’s try their drinks
- wow l i q u i d
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the translation does nothing to explain this
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chickenwraith:

ilovewhiterussian:

- you think people are ready for contact with us?

- let’s try their drinks

- wow l i q u i d 

the translation does nothing to explain this

(via glyphhound)

titan-of-stone:
“ preposterousw:
“ into-the-sarchasm1:
“ arianna738:
“ My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!
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Dang
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“Do you love the color of fire?” ”
Sometimes I...

titan-of-stone:

preposterousw:

into-the-sarchasm1:

arianna738:

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

Dang

“Do you love the color of fire?”

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.

(via fluorecent-shadow)

spiritworld:
“ westfriend:
“”
Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life ”

spiritworld:

westfriend:

Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life

(via beesmygod)

your-local-byronic-trashfire:
“Georges Rochegrosse (1859–1938), Le Chevalier aux Fleurs (The Knight of the Flowers) (detail) (1894), oil on canvas, 235.5 x 374 cm, Musée d'Orsay, Paris. Wikimedia Commons.
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your-local-byronic-trashfire:

Georges Rochegrosse (1859–1938), Le Chevalier aux Fleurs (The Knight of the Flowers) (detail) (1894), oil on canvas, 235.5 x 374 cm, Musée d'Orsay, Paris. Wikimedia Commons.

(Source: thumo-leonta, via glyphhound)

angry-yet-asexual:

doomsniffer:

mikkeneko:

tilthat:

TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used ‘we’ instead of ‘I’ throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author.

via http://ift.tt/2pvbu4c

This is the cat, by the way: 

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I trust him

Ok but the best part is, physicists loved the joke. When people called the author’s university and he wasn’t available, they’d ask to speak with the co-author instead. The author issued a limited number of copies of the article signed by both authors. (Chester’s was obviously a pawprint.) And to this day, physics papers will often have F.D.C Willard (Felix Domesticus, Chester Williard [Willard was the author’s father’s name]) mentioned in the footnotes thanking his “useful contributions to the discussion”.

He looks so damn smug, and rightly so

(via les8ean)

d-exclamation:

brigwife:

brigwife:

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

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YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

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And my new favorite:

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grinderman2:

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

(Source: lake-erie, via les8ean)

lesbiancarlyrae:

Mitski gets it like. Absolutely. She gets it. All of it. What, you ask? It. Every second of it.

(Source: guccihairshirt, via witchesinthesewoods)